Mof the mofo's comin' to your town
Mof the mofo's gonna run you down
Mof the mofo's gonna be a mof
He'll make you breakfast, he might even make you toast
Mof the mofo's gonna walk into a bar
Mof the mofo's drivin' in your car
Mof the mofo's comin' up real fast
Mof the mofo's gonna kick your ass
Mof the mofo, yeah!
2. Praescia Venturi
(instrumental)
3. Big Ships
Come along, big ships
Come along, big ships
Doctors put me on electroshock clips
'Cause they don't believe in my big ships
They can lock me behind bars
My big ships can't be far
Soon I'll watch you from the stars
Come along, big ships
Come along, big ships
I'll be looking past the mountain tips
Keeping my eyes out for the big ships
They can hang me from the nearest tree
But I'll never lose my security
That the big ships now are coming for me
Big ships are coming, riders hear me breathing heavily, now
Soaring silver dollars in the trees
Eyes closed, arms open wide
Big ships land and take me inside
Sky melts from blue to black
I know we're never coming back
Big ships have come for me, breathing with me heavily, now
We'll live forever in the stars
Big ships, big ships
Big ships, big ships, big ships
You slightly amuse me with your quips
But now I'm riding in my big ships, yeah
You amuse me with your quips
But now I'm riding in big ships
Now I'm riding in big ships
4. Novocaine
I have impervious eyes
Comatose, I'm paralyzed
You know, I'm lost within a world without you
I'll go deeper in a world without you
I'm trapped in a mind
Seeing no evil, being therefore blind
You know, I'm lost within a world without you
I'll go deeper in a world without you
Look into my eyes
I see you through this vapid disguise
I know I'm lost within a world without you
I'll go deeper in a world without you
I float along, wasting my time
Enamored by this paradise
Without you, I am spared a moment's pain
Missing you is novocaine
Close your eyes and you'll see where I have been
I miss you
5. Ready For A Change
(lyrics by Josh Weinberg, a.k.a. Superjew)
6. Won't You Stand
Won't you stand on an island close to me?
Won't you stand, won't you stand?
Won't you stand on an island I can see, now?
Won't you stand, won't you stand?
Won't you stay with me here in the sun?
Won't you stay, won't you stay?
Won't you stay with me here in the sun, in the moonlight?
Won't you stay, won't you stay?
Won't you try to fly up to the moon?
Won't you fly to another land?
Won't you stand on an island close to me, yeah?
Won't you stand, won't you stand?
7. Spanky's Lament
Spanky said to me one day
"Don't you ever feel afraid"
Spanky said to me
"Everything will be okay"
And I began to disagree
He admitted this to me:
"Someone has to bend
For all this agony to end"
And Spanky sighed and walked away
But he'll be back again someday
He'll come through your door
You won't be lonely anymore
Spanky said one day
Spanky said one day
Spanky said one day
Spanky said one day
"Everything will be okay"
8. Smurfs Are Tasty
One day, down the street, I saw a Smurf
He said, "Would you like to eat me?"
I said, "No, you are not my type, despite all the hype
I am a vegan and I do not eat blue meat"
He said to me,
"Try and you'll see
That Smurfs are tasty
Though kind of pasty
We're meant to eat
You'll like blue meat
Finger lickin'
Tastes like chicken"
"Take that cap off your head"
That is what I said
"For this to be tried, I demand deep fried"
He said to me,
"Grilled is fat free
Though somewhat more dry
Than when deep fried
We're meant to eat
You'll like blue meat
Finger lickin'
Tastes like chicken
9. Stairway to Heaven 2
My dog took a shit.
10. Backwardo
Yeah, I'm all right
But my world has run out on me, babe
I'm all right
But my world has run out
I'd like to dance, but I can't find my legs, girl
Dance with me, and savor embrace, girl
Come inside, my world'll run out, now
Come inside, and dance with me baby, yeah
11. Sir Jollies
Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
Can't deal with a night spent alone by myself
My skill and anatomy stand unparalleled
I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
When I was a little boy
I'd play with myself, and not with the toys
When I was a little child
I'd do what I could to have girls go wild
But as it stands, I'm a full grown man
When I see a woman, I do what I can
To make her purr, and make her sweat
And the good lord knows, she's gonna get Wett
'Cause I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
Can't deal with a night spent alone by myself
My skill and anatomy stand unparalleled
I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
And I did the same for you
But that wasn't enough, you needed someone new
So I passed the time
When I was yours, and your body was mine
Now lonely I sit, and blankly I stare
With my hands in my lap, I'm pretending you're there
But you're not around, you cannot be found
But I still need release, so I'll squeeze and I'll pound
'Cause I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
You've left me, reduced me to play with myself
I'll stare at your picture that stayed on my shelf
And pretend that it's you who is touching this elf
Now I walk the city streets
Checking out women from their head to their feet
I'm a lesipherous (sp?) guy, with my mind between my thighs
My height's less than a yard, but 8 feet when I'm hard
'Cause I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
Can't deal with a night spent alone by myself
My skill and anatomy stand unparalleled
I'm Sir Jollies, the nymphomaniacal elf
12. Almost a Tree
When things get too complicated
I just close my eyes
And try to forget about the things that bother me
I try to remember that I'm almost a tree
I'm slightly evolved from a tree
Our DNA's so similar, we're all practically the same
You and me
You don't even know my name
But trees and people
We're almost exactly the same
I've got my hands, you've got your leaves
I am a man, you are a tree
When things get too complicated
And it's all a mess
'Cause everyone is fighting over things that don't really matter
We've got to remember that we're almost a tree
We're 40% of a tree
Our DNA's so similar, we're all practically the same
13. Things Not To Think About
There are some things you'd rather not think about
There are some things you'd rather not think about
Like what the Romans do when they're not in Rome
And what your parents do when you're not at home
Like the source of some mysterious groan
Or the exact caloric intake of scones
There are some things you'd rather not think about
There are some things you'd rather not think about
Like how we're more than a little insane
Thinking revenge will alleviate pain
When we're all on our way to the grave
And there's no way we could ever be saved
You would think there's nothing underneath this smile
There are some things you'd rather not think about
There are some things you'd rather not think about
Like how we'd rather start a war than try peace
And how we'd fight before we'd ever agree
But they're the same as us across the sea
'Cause the fact is, we're almost a tree
("Almost a Tree" reprise)
So always remember that you're almost a tree
40% of a tree
Our DNA's so similar, we're all practically the same
14. Sicily
So I heard what you said to me
And you're already dead to me
But I can't figure out what went wrong
So I thought I'd write you a song
So you could sing along
And I know that it's been awhile
I guess I've been in denial
But I fit our lives into a poem
I won't let you read it alone
But it's something you should know
So I'd hoped you'd hear this song
So that you could sing along
So that you could sing along
15. Grasshopper
Grasshopper, what makes you float through the air?
What makes you jump in the grass?
What makes you fly in the air?
What makes you float through the trees?
What makes you fly through the trees?
What makes you fly in the air, in the air, in the grass, in the sky
What makes you fly so high?
(x 4)
Grasshopper, you are my favorite one
You float through the trees, and you fly through the trees
And when you fly, it makes me want to fly
And you are Grasshopper, oh, you go crazy, Grasshopper!
What makes you fly so high?
(x 4)
What makes you fly so high in the sky?
(repeat)
16. ,and Juliet
Here I am
Whispering to you, and losing sleep
While you dream of sympathy
And I wait
Wishing that you'd wake before I leave
And I wait, but you're shivering
Balloonmen whistle
This cannot be spring; love
Belongs to those who needn't dream
And I began
Whispering where I am
'Cause you don't hear me scream
Here I am
Pressed against the glass to which I drink
In a toast to sympathy
And I wait
Watching you, and drifting into dream
And I sweat, but I'm shivering, shivering, shivering
Balloonmen whistle
This cannot be spring; love
Belongs to those who needn't dream
And I began
Whispering where I am
'Cause you don't hear me scream
17. Feelin' Fine
I'm feeling fine
Everything's okay in my life
There's really nobody that I dislike
Or even like very much
I feel like giving you a hug
18. Lies
Afraid to die, you pass the time, but that's no life
You waste your breath, avoiding death, avoiding life
You chose to turn your head, and learned that you could hide
Now looking back, the vision's black, you're going blind
Closing your eyes
Believing the lies
You're so afraid of what you've made out of this life
Can't you admit that this is it and this is right?
You said you've yet to find regret but you have lied
Afraid to die, you wonder why you're still alive
Closing your eyes
Believing the lies
19. J.O.A.B.
I heard you jizzed on a bunny
Then you went and made lots of money
Then you took your pecker and dipped in a big bowl of honey
I heard you jizzed on a rabbit
This is indeed becoming a habit
This is the last straw, god damn, you know I've really had it
20. La Cucaracha
(instrumental)
21. Cycle E
As soon as I get a wink of sleep
I'll dream of you
22. Dead Song
Flying on mighty wings
We journeyed the forest of dragons and kings
Through the meadows and trees
We'd ride across time and carry the breeze
And friends were living freely
As we soared through the wind in the trees
In this forest of dragons and kings
We fly as far as we can in the last remaining light
But our glories turn to fears as the day turns to night
The blackened night is upon us, and by thunder the clouds are torn
We must find a place to take cover from the hail and wind of the storm
The wind and sleet in my eyes, I falter, unable to see
When at last my eyes can open, the only one left is me
A shadow appears in the distance, but something about it's not right
It's eyes burn red with fire
The time, it has come, now the beast, he is here, we must fight!!
When at last it was done
The battle was over, the beast, he had won
I began to ascend
And I was born again
Though friends no longer hear me
Still I speak through the wind in the trees
In this forest of dragons and kings